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He's a fine man, that Swede.

2
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It's him you ought
to be marrying.

3
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Quit nippin' on that jug

4
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you have hid in the mattress.

5
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That's a fine way to be
talking to your poor, old father.

6
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We were speaking of the Swede.

7
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Like as not, he's
starving to death

8
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out there in the
wilds of Nevada.

9
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Bonanza!

10
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Glory be, 'tis the Swede!

11
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But the sun of the heathen
land has touched him.

12
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He's speaking in tongues.

13
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Annie, I struck it rich
out there in Nevada.

14
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Annie, I'm a rich man.

15
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<i>Ja, ja!</i>

16
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Ah, good stew,<i> ja?</i>

17
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You miserable,
stew-eating Swede you!

18
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If only I didn't love you so.

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And I staked out two claims.

20
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Not one, but two.

21
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Oh, Swede... you, me and himself

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in the land of Nevada,
breathing the fine air.

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'Tis the air of San Francisco

24
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I'm used to breathing
these many years.

25
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Skoal.

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I-I'll tell you what we'll do.

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You two go on and
get the silver and gold

28
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and bring it back here to me.

29
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And have you drink it up

30
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faster than we can
dig it from the ground?

31
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We all go.

32
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Well, I tell you both,
none of us got to go.

33
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I'm going to sell the claims

34
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right here in San Francisco.

35
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Sell them? Whatever for?

36
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Well, I tell you
the truth, Annie.

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After six months of eating
that dry, miserable grub,

38
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I'm sick and tired of Nevada.

39
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Well, I ain't.

40
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And one of these claims
is mine, Swede Lundberg,

41
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for I grubstaked you,

42
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and don't you forget
it. You go ahead.

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Trade yours for
a bottle of whiskey

44
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as you'll like as not do,

45
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but Himself and me
is heading for Nevada.

46
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Oh, no, me darling.

47
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'Tis here I belong with the
good salt air in me lungs.

48
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And the whiskey in your insides.

49
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The both of yous.

50
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We go to Nevada.

51
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Oh, you mark me.

52
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Mark me well, Annie O'Toole.

53
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One whiff of that
heathen air and I'll die.

54
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We are not letting
this get away from us.

55
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All right, now listen
to me, all of you!

56
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There's no dispute that
can't be settled by miners' law!

57
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Let's go back to
the Ponderosa, Pa.

58
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This isn't any of our affair.

59
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Oh, son, we can't ignore
the rest of the world.

60
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We're the only stabilizing
influence in the country.

61
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Yeah, well, you sure
stabilized that one, Pa.

62
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Look.

63
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Are you, uh, all right, miss?

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Hey, Pa.

65
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What is it?

66
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It's a dead man.

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Who is it, miss?

68
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It's Himself. "Himself"?

69
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Me sainted father,
Kevin O'Toole.

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Are you, uh...

71
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are you able to
tell us about it?

72
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Cooking breakfast,
I was, this morning

73
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on me mother's stove.

74
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Himself was a great
one for hotcakes.

75
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He strangled and died.

76
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On the hotcakes, ma'am?

77
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Do you question my cooking?

78
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"The hotcakes," he says.

79
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'Twas the air that choked
him, just as he said it would.

80
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"Annie," he says to me.

81
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"One whiff of that
heathen air and I'll die."

82
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He said it and... he did it.

83
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Thank you. I'm all right.

84
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He wouldn't want me grieving.

85
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As a matter of fact,
I'm proud of him.

86
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"Proud of him"?

87
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And why not?

88
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It's the first time in
his life Himself ever did

89
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exactly what he said he'd do.

90
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Well, we're all
dreadfully sorry, miss.

91
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If we could offer you the
hospitality of our ranch

92
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until you return home.

93
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My, don't you
talk grand, though.

94
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No, thank you.
I'll be staying here.

95
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Here in Washoe Diggings?

96
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Half a minute.

97
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Here we are.

98
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You know a man
named Swede Lundberg?

99
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Know him? Many's the time

100
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I've knocked the corners
from his head with a skillet.

101
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I know him.

102
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Now, will someone guide me?

103
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All right, just a minute.

104
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Uh, maybe you better
go with her, Hoss.

105
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This is my brother,
Miss O'Toole.

106
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He'll see that, uh, no
harm comes to you.

107
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My, ain't you the
big one, though?

108
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Thank you.

109
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There'll be no more of
that! Oh, won't there?

110
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That woodpecker of a
Simpson jumped my claim!

111
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Now, stop it, now.

112
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In the absence of formal law,
you still have your miners' law.

113
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But who's to enforce
it or decide on it?

114
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Well, appoint
yourselves a referee.

115
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Or if you have a
serious dispute,

116
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call a miner's court.

117
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I'll hold with that.

118
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But there ain't anybody
around here I can trust.

119
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Except Ben Cartwright himself.

120
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Oh, no. Thank you, fellas.

121
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Thank you, Clayton,
but I'm afraid my time

122
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is fully occupied.
Well, we'll vote on it.

123
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All those in favor
of Ben Cartwright

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acting as dispute
referee, speak up.

125
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
please gentlemen.

126
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Well, if you feel
that I can help settle

127
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your current disputes,
but remember,

128
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it's only a temporary
arrangement

129
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until you find somebody
permanent. All right.

130
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Looks like you got
yourself a job, Pa.

131
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So have you, younger brother.

132
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You get yourself
back to the ranch

133
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and see how the boys are
doing with the cattle branding.

134
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And just what'll you be doing?

135
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I'm going to get
that girl out of town

136
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before we get into a dispute
that even Pa can't settle.

137
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It's the best I could do, Ma'am.

138
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Thank you.

139
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Oh, it's a fine view.

140
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Himself will like it
once he gets used to it.

141
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Yes, ma'am.

142
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Oh, all this hard work
in the heat of the day.

143
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You poor man, you
must be starved.

144
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Well, I can always eat, ma'am.

145
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If it ain't no bother.

146
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Oh, on that stove a bother?

147
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Why, it's like a friend to me.

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It's one thing I
understand complete.

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Thank you. ADAM:
Well, Hoss, looks like

150
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you took care of things.

151
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I had to put him
someplace, Adam.

152
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Well, I, I guess it
really doesn't matter.

153
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Well, now Mr. High and Mighty,

154
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it matters a lot to me.

155
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I really meant no
disrespect, miss.

156
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It's just that, well, we haven't
fully checked your claim.

157
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You see, Swede
Lundberg had two claims.

158
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And this is one of them.

159
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And it's here I am
and here I stay.

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Miss O'Toole, I assure you

161
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,376
my only concern
is for your welfare.

162
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,711
Chew that one again?

163
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,314
What?

164
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Speak plain to the point.

165
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Then I'll do exactly that.

166
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You are the only
woman in this camp.

167
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These are rough men.

168
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,027
Oh, and it's milksops I'm used
to on the Barbary Coast, is it?

169
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All I'm saying is it's no place
for a nice, charming lady.

170
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Why, now, thank you very
much for the compliment.

171
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But don't you worry about me.

172
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I can cut the whiskers
from a cat with a skillet

173
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without even
disturbing its slumber.

174
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Now, you were saying?

175
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I was saying that I want
you to get out of here

176
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and go back to San Francisco.

177
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And leave Himself
alone in a heathen place?

178
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Why there hasn't
been a day of my life

179
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I haven't taken care of him.

180
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It's here I stay.

181
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Ma'am, my brother Adam
always knows what's best.

182
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Oh, I suppose I have no choice.

183
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There's bare enough food
in the wagon to last the day.

184
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,001
And there you
stand, you poor man,

185
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,014
starvin' in your tracks
while I babble on.

186
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:07,372
Here we go now.

187
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,140
Thank you very much.

188
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,254
Now, Miss O'Toole, if it's
money you need... And who don't?

189
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,123
Well, I'd be glad to
give you enough money

190
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,027
to get you back
to San Francisco.

191
00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,583
Mr. Adam, I'll have you know

192
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,219
I don't take money
from no strangers.

193
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,257
The shame of you, talking
like that in front of Himself!

194
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,469
I only meant...

195
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,093
I've got an idea what you meant.

196
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,506
And you'd best be
learning some manners

197
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,729
from your big brother here.

198
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,399
Now you take yourself
out the way you came in.

199
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,045
I promised your
brother mulligan,

200
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,735
and mulligan he shall have.

201
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,205
Oh, Himself loved me mulligan

202
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,800
almost as well as
he loved his bottle.

203
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,388
Woman cooking,
that's what it is!

204
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,891
What? Woman cooking! Come on!

205
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,649
Aw, you poor, starving dears.

206
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,918
Listen, if you'll all
pitch in together,

207
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,152
and get me a big pot,

208
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,188
and some spuds and
onions... "Onions"?

209
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,069
Miss, if there was
an onion in this camp

210
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,626
it could be traded for the
richest claim on the Washoe.

211
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,028
Salt pork is all you'll
find around here.

212
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,887
Uh, Miss O'Toole, if you
won't accept money from me...

213
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,744
You trying something
with this lady?

214
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,391
But he ain't getting
no place with it.

215
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,881
I'm only trying to help her.

216
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,850
I told you, I don't take
money from no strangers.

217
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,220
Who's offering you money?

218
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,155
Now, I was watching these men

219
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,157
and their interest in
your, uh, culinary arts.

220
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,161
Watch your tongue!

221
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,508
Would you feed
them for say, uh...

222
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,709
a dollar a meal?

223
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,878
At a dollar and a half I would.

224
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,014
Ah, but where am I
going to get enough food

225
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,315
for all these hungry mouths?

226
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,873
That's what I'm telling you.

227
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,453
Now, I have plenty of
supplies on the Ponderosa.

228
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,688
Now, I could give you enough

229
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,057
to cook one big meal
for the whole camp,

230
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,082
and on the proceeds, you
could return to San Francisco.

231
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,784
What sort of supplies?

232
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:36,020
Oh, ham, fresh eggs, beef.

233
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:43,494
Oh, how can I turn 'em
down, the poor, starving dears?

234
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,574
Then it's a deal?

235
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,764
On one condition. What?

236
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,199
That you come in as my partner.

237
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,511
Oh, now, that
won't be necessary.

238
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,735
Then the deal's off.

239
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,372
Oh, all right.

240
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,252
Oh, a lovely thing it is.

241
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,087
Adam, you're a darling man,

242
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,322
and to think I took
you for a snibber blot.

243
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,323
A what?

244
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,557
A snibber blot.

245
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,193
'Twas a saying Himself
had for the nabobs

246
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,195
that lived on the hill and
looked down their noses

247
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,930
at us on the Barbary Coast.

248
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,198
I mean no offense.

249
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,933
It's just your grand manner,

250
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,903
but, Adam, you have a heart,
and I could kiss you for it.

251
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,406
Uh, we'll need a name for
the place, a menu with prices.

252
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,187
Whoa.

253
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,624
First you want me
to round up the cows.

254
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,470
Then I get word you want
me to empty the store house

255
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,460
and bring everything here.

256
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,029
Will you make up your mind?

257
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,375
You just get on
back to the cows.

258
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,565
This is all you'll be hauling.

259
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,612
Whoa.

260
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,748
All right, just
what's this all about?

261
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,617
Miss Annie said that
two wagon loads would be

262
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,818
better than one.

263
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,199
And who told you to
take orders from Annie?

264
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,488
Ain't she your partner?

265
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,568
For this one load, for
one batch of meals,

266
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,792
and then back she
goes to San Francisco.

267
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,439
Now, Adam, the
men are pretty excited

268
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,973
about the eating
place they got here,

269
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,408
and they ain't
gonna like it much

270
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,377
if you close it up
before it even gets open.

271
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,535
I don't care whether
they like it or not.

272
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,415
One easy way to solve all this.

273
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,107
Just let older brother
do all the cooking himself.

274
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,356
There's one thing I
want straight around here.

275
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,625
We're going to
raise enough money

276
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,793
to get you back to San
Francisco and that's it.

277
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,783
No more.

278
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,529
Is that clear? Yes, Adam.

279
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,164
Then where in
thunderation do you get off

280
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,233
in telling Hoss to bring
a second load of goods?

281
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,702
And where do you
get off telling me

282
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,326
how much supplies it takes
to feed a hundred men?

283
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,028
A hundred men?

284
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,431
They're coming down from
the hills a dozen at a time.

285
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,933
Well, this is all.

286
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:02,934
Understand?

287
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,636
Absolutely all.

288
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,986
Well, where's the bill of fare?

289
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,712
Adam, I can't write.

290
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,982
There you are, a
snibber blot and I knew it.

291
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,850
It ain't like I didn't
want to have learning,

292
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,420
so don't stand there and
look down your nose at me.

293
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,456
Annie, I wasn't criticizing you.

294
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,024
Well, you was, too.

295
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:30,595
You with your fine
words and your grand airs.

296
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,674
Oh, really, what
difference does it make?

297
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,533
Now, just by luck, I
happen to know how to write.

298
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,534
We're partners, aren't we?

299
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,535
Mm-hmm.

300
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,802
All right.

301
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,872
Now, what's the name of
our grand establishment?

302
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,908
The Square Meal...
That's what they all say.

303
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,815
You know, I could have learned
to write if I'd had a chance.

304
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,217
Of course you could.

305
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,930
There, how do you like that?

306
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,022
My, ain't it grand and scrawly?

307
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,925
Adam, could you learn
me to write it out like that?

308
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,561
Sure, I could.

309
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,975
Now for the bill of fare.

310
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,834
Let's see, um, ham and
eggs and potatoes... a dollar.

311
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,736
A dollar and a half.

312
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,838
Uh, uh, I ought to
learn numbers first.

313
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,539
Adam, could you
learn me numbers?

314
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,308
Sure, I could.

315
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,353
A dollar and a half?

316
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,011
Uh, make it two dollars.

317
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,814
A dollar and a half for
mulligan by the plate.

318
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,717
Being in business, it's good
for me to know numbers.

319
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,519
Adam, could you really
learn me to write numbers?

320
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,565
Could I<i> teach</i> you.

321
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,888
I don't know, could you?

322
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:34,325
Oh, uh, two
dollars for the stew.

323
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,061
The supplies are all
unloaded, Mr. Delmonico.

324
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,896
Oh, Himself would
be so proud of me,

325
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:41,999
being in business with
such fine gentlemen.

326
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,235
Uh, Adam, we are
running out of wood.

327
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,436
Will you cut some?

328
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,671
Oh, I guess Annie doesn't know

329
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,306
how scarce wood is around here.

330
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,551
I brought some
from the Ponderosa

331
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,475
right here in the wagon.

332
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,146
Start cutting it.

333
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,114
Adam.

334
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,090
Yeah?

335
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,494
Look, in spite of me
ways, there's a heart in me.

336
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,765
I mean Himself, but you see,
he wouldn't want me grieving.

337
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,768
Ah, Adam, you're
a good, kind man.

338
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,848
I'm doing no more than
anyone else would do, Annie.

339
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,138
But you are.

340
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,408
Offering to learn me figures
and how to write and all that

341
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,476
and to speak like a real lady.

342
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,716
You and me is going
to make a million dollars.

343
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,150
You and<i> I.</i>

344
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,686
That's right, darling,
the both of us.

345
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,862
<i>The Square Meal Restaurant
was a howling success,</i>

346
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,675
<i>and by the end
of the first week,</i>

347
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,665
<i>Annie O'Toole had enough money</i>

348
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,003
<i>to take her back to
San Francisco in style.</i>

349
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,147
<i>But Annie showed
no inclination to leave,</i>

350
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,684
<i>and I discovered that although
she couldn't "write writin',"</i>

351
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:10,821
<i>as she put it, she did have
quite an eye for business.</i>

352
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,467
There we are now.

353
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,647
No, no, no, no, no, Annie, I
don't want any of the money

354
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,782
because I got to get you
back to San Francisco.

355
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:31,808
Now, listen to me,
Adam, you're going to...

356
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,379
<i>I tried my best to get out of
that partnership with Annie,</i>

357
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,116
<i>but Annie wouldn't hear of it.</i>

358
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,420
<i>Pa, too, had gotten in a lot
deeper than he had planned.</i>

359
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,323
<i>I decided it was time for
all of us to get out of here</i>

360
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,159
<i>and get back to Ponderosa
where we belonged.</i>

361
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,796
What's the matter?

362
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,664
You no like Hop Sing cooking?

363
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,666
You like Miss Annie O'Toole?

364
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,602
All right, I quit.

365
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,983
Simmer down, Hop Sing, will you?

366
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,518
We've got enough trouble
with that woman as it is.

367
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,910
Why don't you marry her,
Adam, save us all this trouble?

368
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,091
You know, if she
doesn't stop grubstaking

369
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,292
every miner that comes along,

370
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,483
she'll wind up owning
half the Comstock.

371
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,996
Hey, you know, you're
making more money by accident

372
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,397
than most men make
on purpose, you know.

373
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,166
I tell you, I'm not her partner.

374
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,024
Yeah, well, don't
tell me, tell her.

375
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,558
Boy, she can sure cook.

376
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,893
You go her house, eat.

377
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,295
You no like Hop Sing cooking.

378
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,975
Now, wait a minute, Hop
Sing, that ain't what I meant.

379
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,519
That ain't what I meant.

380
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,641
Mr. Cartwright, I
can talk to you?

381
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,687
Swede, when'd you get back?

382
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,855
Come on in.

383
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,546
Well, I've been back
a couple of days.

384
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:43,547
Sit down.

385
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,548
No, thank you.

386
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,383
Oh, am I glad to see you.

387
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:49,553
We have a mutual friend
in town... Annie O'Toole.

388
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,956
Well, this here is what
I come to talk about.

389
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,601
They tell me you
settle all the complaints,

390
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,625
Mr. Cartwright.

391
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,493
Oh, we're just trying

392
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,173
to establish some
degree of order.

393
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,741
Why, what's wrong, Swede?

394
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,898
Well, you see, when I left here

395
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,968
I staked out two claims:
the one I give to Annie

396
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,871
and the other, I sell
in San Francisco.

397
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,050
What's the difficulty?

398
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,541
Well, I don't know
which one I give to Annie

399
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,909
and which one I sell.

400
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,756
Well, that should
be simple enough.

401
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,446
Annie has her claim

402
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,715
and I assume the
man you sold to has his.

403
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,686
Adam, have you ever tried
to reason with Annie O'Toole?

404
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,783
Well, I guess we
ought to look into it, Pa.

405
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,787
All right. Come on.

406
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,542
Well, Mr. Cartwright.

407
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,511
It seems clear
enough, doesn't it?

408
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,946
I am obviously the legal owner

409
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,538
of the Swede Lundberg
claim number two.

410
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,507
Yes, it would
seem so, Mr. Spain.

411
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,278
And by simple
process of elimination,

412
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,748
Annie O'Toole must own Swede
Lundberg Claim number one.

413
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,484
Yes. Then I insist

414
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:56,079
you throw her off my property.

415
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,691
Mr. Spain, we're not
here to throw people out.

416
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,593
We're here to settle disputes.

417
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,297
Maybe we talk to
Annie about this...

418
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,646
Ah! So it's you again, is it?

419
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,880
Now, Annie, we, uh,

420
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,360
we just want to get this
thing straightened out.

421
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,485
Mr. Spain here is...
Oh, Mr. Spain, is it?

422
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,420
Ain't we grand since
we moved to Nob Hill.

423
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,723
Mr. Gregory Spain.

424
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,293
Trap Door Gregory he
was when I knew him.

425
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,561
Let's stick to the facts.

426
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,164
"The facts"? The
facts you'll have.

427
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,299
The biggest thug
and shanghai artist

428
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,800
on the Barbary Coast, he was.

429
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,403
Mr. Trap Door Gregory!

430
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,039
Must I listen to this witch?

431
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,575
You be careful
what you call her.

432
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,277
And ain't you the fine one?

433
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,113
Trading your claim to this
scum here for a bottle of whiskey.

434
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,349
Annie, it wasn't a
bottle, it was a keg.

435
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,286
And, well, it was for Himself.

436
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,689
A sort of a wake, it was.

437
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,724
Oh, a wake, was it?

438
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,559
Why you didn't even know

439
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,362
Himself had
passed to his reward.

440
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:14,398
All very interesting.

441
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,266
Get them out of here.

442
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,902
I'll get a crew in here to
tear down this restaurant.

443
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,637
The grave has to be
moved, of course...

444
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,172
You snibber blot!

445
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,052
You miserable,
little snibber blot!

446
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,576
Putting on airs with me!

447
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,044
I knew you when you
was picking pockets

448
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,646
of drunks in the gutters, I did!

449
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,448
And didn't Himself
go to work for you

450
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,684
when you first got into
the shanghai business?

451
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,753
Springing the
trap doors, he did,

452
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,454
under the bar stools.

453
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,556
The best trap-door
springer you ever had.

454
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,802
You said so yourself. Yeah.

455
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,804
Yeah, he was all right.
And did he ever come home

456
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,095
with a dollar in his
jeans? No, he didn't!

457
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,298
You paid him his wages
in whiskey, you did!

458
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,602
Keep her away from me. Ah!

459
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:56,240
He ain't even worth
denting me pan on.

460
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,876
Swede, is this claim number two?

461
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,077
Or ain't it?

462
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,114
Well, I-I think so.

463
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,715
I just don't remember.

464
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,183
You don't remember?

465
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,220
Well, I... I was
sort of excited.

466
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,822
You was drunk,
that's what you was!

467
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,802
Annie, get your claim notice.

468
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,104
If this is claim number
two and your notice says

469
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,007
claim number one, then I'm
afraid you're on the wrong property.

470
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,431
Oh, Adam.

471
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,334
Don't let him move Himself
from his resting place.

472
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,569
Annie, we may have to.

473
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:26,837
I won't do it!

474
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:31,534
Please... Annie,
get your claim notice.

475
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,458
Claim number two, you say?

476
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:48,925
You read it, Adam.

477
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,894
You know how
poor I am at reading.

478
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,962
Mr. Spain, let me
see your claim, please.

479
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,427
There. Mm-hmm.

480
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:09,046
They're both for
claim number two.

481
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,048
What?!

482
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,186
You altered yours.

483
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,854
It's a forgery!

484
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:19,468
I'll throw you out of here

485
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,902
and Himself along with you!

486
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:22,337
No, you won't!
Now, now, now, now!

487
00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:25,496
This can all be settled,
but not in this manner.

488
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:26,963
Come along, Mr. Spain.

489
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,311
Oh!

490
00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,635
Annie, this will
get you no place.

491
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,337
Gregory Spain.

492
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:36,239
Snibber blot, thief,
crook, that's what he is.

493
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,309
Accusing me.

494
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,712
Annie, one of these claim
numbers has been altered.

495
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:45,015
Oh, Adam, I just don't
understand business.

496
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:48,419
Annie, did you change
your claim number?

497
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,821
How could I do it?

498
00:24:55,828 --> 00:25:00,731
Now the claims are done
with Roman numerals.

499
00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,466
I don't know nothing about it.

500
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,635
I never met a Roman in my life.

501
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,874
Annie, is that what you did?

502
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:13,410
Adam, you know I can't write.

503
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,448
Oh, all right, forget it.

504
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:20,043
Pa and I will straighten it out.

505
00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,472
Don't you worry
about it, darlin'.

506
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,307
For ten years, I've been waiting

507
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,977
to get Trap Door
Gregory in my clutches.

508
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,113
The way he done
you out of your wages,

509
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:52,750
and you the best trap
door springer he ever had.

510
00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,752
Don't you worry about it.

511
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,732
They won't be
disturbing your rest.

512
00:25:56,756 --> 00:26:00,257
Not unless that Trap Door
Gregory pays for it, they won't.

513
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,864
I demand my rights!

514
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,498
All right.

515
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:11,535
Now, Swede, surely there must
be some way you can remember.

516
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,270
Which stake did
you claim out first?

517
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,739
That would be claim
number one, wouldn't it?

518
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,041
I just don't remember.

519
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,248
No, that wasn't it.

520
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,949
I think I got it.

521
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,785
I think I know.

522
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,487
I left my tools on
claim number two.

523
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:32,790
My pick, my shovel.

524
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,158
And then I got excited.

525
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,160
You got drunk.

526
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,072
Then wherever we find the tools,

527
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,430
that's claim number two.

528
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,864
And that's my claim.

529
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:43,467
Can you identify the tools?

530
00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:45,269
Well, yeah, sure.

531
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,871
I-I got the first
letters of my name

532
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,340
burned in the handles.

533
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,743
Will that satisfy you, Annie?

534
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,411
Oh, sure, sure, Adam.

535
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,625
I only want to do what's fair.

536
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,993
Well, I'd best be getting
back to the restaurant.

537
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,686
All right, all right, all right.

538
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,120
Now, quiet for a minute.

539
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,622
Here's what we'll do.

540
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,891
We'll go down to the
claim and take a look.

541
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,494
And if the tools are there,
that will be claim number two.

542
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:11,595
Agreed?

543
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,630
All right.

544
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:21,672
Sure hope those tools
aren't on Annie's claim.

545
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,641
That Spain's a crook
if I ever saw one.

546
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,688
There's some tools
over there, all right.

547
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:30,313
I used a pick and a shovel
when I dug that grave.

548
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,716
I was afraid of that.

549
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,686
All right, let's get at it.

550
00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:40,502
Now, now, now,
listen, darlin's, listen.

551
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,026
You can't go looking for
tools on empty stomachs.

552
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:46,963
Give me one minute and
I'll get the mulligan pot going.

553
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,610
Well, we didn't
come here to eat.

554
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,278
We came here to see justice.

555
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,446
Sit down.

556
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,682
You'll get what's coming to ya.

557
00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,639
I wish he would.

558
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,986
All right, Annie,
bring on the food.

559
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,710
We're all for you.

560
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:01,311
I ain't hungry.

561
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,600
Annie, you promise you'll
abide by our decision?

562
00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:25,669
Oh, yes, I will, Adam.

563
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,904
But that Trap Door makes me mad.

564
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,740
Strutting around like a peacock.

565
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,642
Just 'cause he's
moved on to Nob Hill,

566
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:33,610
he thinks he's a big typhoon.

567
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,445
Tycoon.

568
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,946
Typhoon is a big wind.

569
00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,515
That's him.

570
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,135
I just don't understand it.

571
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,770
There was a pick
and shovel back there.

572
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,838
She stole 'em, I tell
you. That's what she did.

573
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,707
She's tryin' to do me
out of what's mine.

574
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,797
Oh, quit whining, will ya?

575
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:54,798
We looked, didn't we?

576
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,010
What's the matter, Mr. Spain.

577
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,279
You got that other claim.

578
00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,336
Why don't you go on
over there and take it.

579
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,316
I ain't through with
you yet, Annie O'Toole.

580
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,639
I'll have what's mine.

581
00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,919
Why don't you go
spring a trap door.

582
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,876
Come on, Little Joe.

583
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,278
Good-bye, ma'am.

584
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,617
Annie, I don't know
what your game is.

585
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:16,030
Now there you go, suspecting me.

586
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:19,423
And me figuring the only
man I could count on were you.

587
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,924
Was you.

588
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,239
Well, you wasn't.

589
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:34,604
Oh, Adam, I've known
Trap Door most all me life.

590
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,608
A cutthroat, thief,
that's what he is.

591
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,577
Oh, I can believe that.

592
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,246
And that's why I hate to
see you antagonize him.

593
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,593
Now, look, Swede's
other claim is near here.

594
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,619
Why don't we get the men
and just move the restaurant.

595
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,921
But what about Himself?

596
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,757
There'd be no need
to disturb the grave.

597
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:59,162
And have him know that Trap
Door was trampin' all over him?

598
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:04,568
Himself would be turnin' end
for end, he'd be that upset.

599
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:10,607
Oh, now, Adam,
why do you doubt me?

600
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,443
You seen me claim
notice today, didn't you?

601
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,512
Didn't it have the right number?

602
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:19,249
And did they find the Swede's
pick and axe and shovel?

603
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,551
Now I ask you, did they?

604
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:40,437
There's such a shortage
of wood around here.

605
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,741
Sure there is.

606
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,161
Looks like Spain's
getting himself a crew.

607
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,342
He's been at it
for the last hour.

608
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,009
Must have talked
to ten or 12 men.

609
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,501
Yeah, he sure knows how
to pick the tough ones, too.

610
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,504
Maybe they've decided
to work claim number one.

611
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,939
I doubt it.

612
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:19,376
Why don't they
just trade claims?

613
00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:21,611
After all, one's just
about like another

614
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,281
and besides, Annie has
a father buried over there.

615
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:27,049
Isn't anything
sacred around here?

616
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,552
Not where silver is concerned.

617
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,990
It would seem that
Mr. Kevin Himself O'Toole

618
00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:36,626
is buried atop the richest
strike ever made in the Washoe.

619
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,445
<i>Keeping the news
of a big strike quiet</i>

620
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:46,914
<i>is about as easy as hiding an
elephant under a walnut shell.</i>

621
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,237
<i>Everyone wanted in on it.</i>

622
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,607
<i>From the looks of it,</i>

623
00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:54,110
<i>Annie was getting her
share of the bonanza, too.</i>

624
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,834
Go ahead with your
eating, gentlemen.

625
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,660
You won't disturb us one bit.

626
00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:10,872
Now look, Spain,

627
00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:13,007
if you think you can
run Annie off her claim...

628
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:15,399
Her claim, Mr. Cartwright?

629
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,068
Swede...

630
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,207
will you show me just
where you dug your shaft

631
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:25,842
when you made your
required improvements?

632
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,512
Improvements?

633
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,115
Improvements?

634
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:35,452
I guess I didn't make none.

635
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,021
I just knocked a hunk of
assay rock off the ledge.

636
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,189
That's right, Swede.

637
00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:42,793
You didn't make
any improvements.

638
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,628
And according to miner's law

639
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:48,398
in which you Cartwrights
put such great stock,

640
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:51,234
if the improvements are
not made within ten days

641
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:53,147
the claim is
considered abandoned.

642
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,839
And also

643
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:59,443
according to that
same miner's law,

644
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,479
it would be perfectly legal
for me to shoot any man

645
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,447
who tried to jump my claim.

646
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,887
Get to work, gentlemen.

647
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:17,093
Adam, can't you stop 'em?

648
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,840
They're busting up the place!

649
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,675
Digging an experimental
hole, gentlemen.

650
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,844
It's only a very small
charge of powder,

651
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,313
but perhaps you
should stand back.

652
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,797
Give 'em the heave-ho!

653
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,066
Give it to him!

654
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:38,942
It's only fool's luck that
someone wasn't killed.

655
00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:41,544
And unless this thing gets
settled, someone will be.

656
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,346
It's already settled!

657
00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:46,248
That's my claim and she's on
it and I mean to throw her off!

658
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,595
Filthy thief you...

659
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:51,053
Quiet! Quiet, all
of you! All of you!

660
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:55,291
Now we had some semblance
of law and order started here.

661
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:56,460
Let's don't lose it.

662
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:59,663
Now the way I see it,

663
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:04,701
the only way to settle this
is to hold a miner's court.

664
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,070
Hear all the evidence.

665
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,139
Everyone in camp acts as a jury.

666
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,176
I'll give you evidence.

667
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,712
Trap Door Gregory is a
pickpocket what made good

668
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,714
and that's all he is.

669
00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,015
Miss, O'Toole.

670
00:35:19,051 --> 00:35:21,195
I wouldn't take his
word for the time of day!

671
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,631
Annie, will you please be quiet.

672
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,289
Now, Pa, I think a miner's
court is the right thing to do.

673
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:28,391
You have no right to think.

674
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,130
But, Pa, it's me, Adam.

675
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:36,199
As far as I'm
concerned, young man,

676
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:39,503
you are the partner
of the defendant

677
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:42,839
and if you say one more
word to me before the trial,

678
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:45,475
I'll fine you for trying
to influence the referee.

679
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,652
Adam, we have enough money.

680
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,387
Let's buy us another judge.

681
00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:59,400
Annie. I was
only trying to help.

682
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:00,535
Will you stop trying to help

683
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,136
before you land
the both of us in jail?

684
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,793
Mr. Spain, how about you?

685
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,729
Do you agree to
the miner's court?

686
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,666
Plaintiff agrees.

687
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,501
Miss O'Toole?

688
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,636
I think you're a snibber...

689
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,939
Miss O'Toole agrees.

690
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,975
All right.

691
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,877
Now you have a half
hour to prepare your cases.

692
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,262
Annie, I may as
well tell you right out,

693
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:31,287
I don't think you have
any legal right to this claim.

694
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:35,425
Well, Adam, I wasn't
thinking of legal rights.

695
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,961
I was just trying to
think about human rights.

696
00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,196
You know, I'm human
same as anybody else.

697
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,143
Of course you are, Annie.

698
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,334
Oh, I don't mean
to complain, Adam.

699
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,436
But all these years
I've worked hard,

700
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:48,171
dreaming of one thing.

701
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,773
That someday I'd
get to live like a lady.

702
00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:52,686
Annie, why didn't
you get married?

703
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,611
Oh, I wanted to.

704
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,846
But nobody ever asked me.

705
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:02,352
Adam, you won't walk
out on me now, will you?

706
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:05,255
Don't you worry, I'm not
gonna walk out on you.

707
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:08,358
Because I wouldn't know
what to say at the trial.

708
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:12,996
Your pa, as good a man as
he is, terrifies me with his ways.

709
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,431
I'll speak for you.

710
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:15,898
You will?

711
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,867
You darling, you!

712
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,471
Well, I got word you
wanted to see<i> me.</i>

713
00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:23,606
Is there any charge
for this here show?

714
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:26,009
Oh, Swede, I-I just
wanted to talk to you.

715
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,144
<i>Ja,</i> sure, as soon
as you get through

716
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,690
lollygagging and
kissing around,<i> ja?</i>

717
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:30,891
Now, Swede, listen, uh...

718
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,648
Just a minute, Swede Lundberg!

719
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,650
Don't you get
snibber blot with me!

720
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,019
<i>Me</i> snibber blot?

721
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,232
Well, how about you, you
and your talk about marriage

722
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,733
all the time, and the fine house

723
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:42,158
and you're going to make
a fine gentleman out of me!

724
00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:44,472
Swede, listen... And a
sorry task it would be!

725
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:46,796
Well, don't you bother...
You found a fine gentleman,

726
00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,098
a real fine one!

727
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:50,066
Indeed I did find a fine one!

728
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:52,135
Well, then why
don't you marry<i> him?</i>

729
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,303
That's what you wanted.

730
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,971
Go ahead, see if I care.

731
00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:58,307
Swede, listen... But I... Swede!

732
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,610
Now, Swede, listen!

733
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:04,214
I ought to punch
you right in the nose!

734
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,023
Things look bad for Annie, Adam.

735
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,070
We've been keeping
an eye on Spain.

736
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,828
He's been buying liquor and
bribing every drunk in town.

737
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:21,530
There's more of those
than there are of the others.

738
00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:24,800
Looks like you got yourself
a paid-off jury, older brother.

739
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,240
Court will come to order.

740
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,210
Take off your hats.

741
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:40,082
Mr. Gregory Spain.

742
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,358
Your hat!

743
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,936
My case is simple, and
I'll throw myself entirely

744
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,972
on the mercy of
these honest men.

745
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,941
And the honorable judge.

746
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:10,113
I make no claims.

747
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:14,117
I ask only that the law of
abandonment be upheld.

748
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,152
The assessment
work ain't been done

749
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,854
on the claim in question.

750
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:22,249
He's right. SPAIN:
That's all I got to say.

751
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,230
Your hat!

752
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,977
Miss Annie O'Toole.

753
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,525
Miss O'Toole!

754
00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:00,863
Adam, I need you.

755
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,865
Miss O'Toole!

756
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,834
Please?

757
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:11,641
Uh, as one of the partners
of Cartwright and O'Toole,

758
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:14,443
I'll present our case.

759
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:33,329
Now, the whole point
here seems to be

760
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:36,699
that, uh, no assessment
work was done.

761
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,034
Well, I submit it was.

762
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,672
May I call a witness,
uh... Your Honor?

763
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:45,908
Thank you.

764
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,343
Uh, Hoss Cartwright.

765
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:15,438
Now, Hoss, did
you or did you not

766
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,875
dig an exploration shaft
on the disputed claim

767
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:22,612
the very first day Miss
O'Toole came to Virginia City?

768
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,650
Yeah.

769
00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:29,585
Yeah, I-I-I dug a hole...

770
00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,898
Just answer the question.

771
00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,389
Yes, sir.

772
00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:35,424
I dug a hole six foot deep,

773
00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:38,094
six feet long and
three foot wide.

774
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,229
Gentlemen...

775
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,831
that satisfies the requirements.

776
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:44,945
And there's not a
thing in miner's law

777
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:47,803
that says you can't bury a
body in an exploration shaft

778
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,650
and then fill it back up again.

779
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,186
Gentlemen, I ask
that you rule in favor

780
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,387
of Miss Annie O'Toole.

781
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,278
The assessment work was done!

782
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,959
Now, that's a fraud!

783
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,117
Court's adjourned!

784
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,655
You're a thief and a crook!

785
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,669
It takes one to recognize one!

786
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,526
I can't fight the whole camp.

787
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,495
I know I'm buying my own claim,

788
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,763
but I'll give you
$5,000 in cash.

789
00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:17,032
Trap Door, do you
think I'd disturb Himself

790
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,779
from his resting
place for money?

791
00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,536
I wouldn't dream of it!

792
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,905
At least not for that amount.

793
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,974
You will excuse us.

794
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:41,835
And to think of
him sleeping there,

795
00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:43,937
right on top of
a million dollars

796
00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:47,029
and not making a move
to do anything about it.

797
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:50,466
And him who never before
had a dime in his jeans.

798
00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:52,813
Annie, if you'll
only sell to me.

799
00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,304
I'll not disturb Himself.

800
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,806
$7,500. Ha-ha!

801
00:42:57,842 --> 00:42:59,708
Uh, $10,000 in cash.

802
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:02,178
Trap Door, you should
never have done Himself

803
00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,746
out of his rightful wages.

804
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,182
I have a hunch he'll
never listen to you

805
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:08,083
until the price is
twice the amount.

806
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,564
Why don't you go
out and get a gun

807
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,887
and rob stagecoaches?

808
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:14,557
I seem to be doing
all right without it.

809
00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:25,846
Hey, Hop Sing,

810
00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:28,504
is this what you
do on your day off?

811
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:32,107
Miss Annie teach Hop Sing
make a very fine Chinese dish.

812
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:33,409
Hong Kong Mulligan.

813
00:43:34,812 --> 00:43:37,813
By and by, you no have to
come to restaurant no more.

814
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,815
Yeah! See?

815
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:42,285
Ah, you're doing fine!

816
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:47,923
Annie, Annie... $25,000, hmm?

817
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,393
I'll speak to Himself about it.

818
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:56,076
<i>I had finally convinced her</i>

819
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:59,535
<i>I no longer wanted to be
a partner in the restaurant,</i>

820
00:43:59,571 --> 00:44:02,638
<i>but I kept getting indications
that I was still involved.</i>

821
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:05,508
Hey, hey!

822
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:07,376
Hey! Why didn't
you tell us, Adam?

823
00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:08,955
You and Annie...
Ain't it wonderful?

824
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,480
What are you talking about?
Hey, can you imagine, Pa?

825
00:44:11,516 --> 00:44:12,756
Adam and Annie getting married!

826
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,250
Adam and Annie? Yeah.

827
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:15,585
Where's that Swede?

828
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:17,598
Oh, he went prospecting.
Prospecting? Where?

829
00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,722
I don't know, I
think he said Africa.

830
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:22,258
Hey, son, son, how
far has this thing gone?

831
00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,159
It hasn't gone anywhere.

832
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:25,794
But it's about to.

833
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,309
Now, Adam, don't you
hurt Annie's feelings.

834
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:32,268
It wasn't her feelings I
was thinking about hurting.

835
00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,054
Annie, what's this
about a wedding?

836
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:43,045
How can there be a wedding

837
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,948
when I don't even know
where the Swede went?

838
00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:47,950
Oh... the Swede.

839
00:44:47,985 --> 00:44:50,853
Adam, he's still mad
at me for what I done,

840
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:53,222
said he never wanted
to see me again.

841
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,391
And me loving
him all these years.

842
00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,293
Selling his claim for him!

843
00:44:57,328 --> 00:45:00,062
And getting all this
money for him, too!

844
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,097
Just you wait and see!

845
00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:04,767
There.

846
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:07,047
Annie, where did
you get all this?

847
00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:09,372
Trap Door Gregory...
I sold out to him.

848
00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:13,476
For this, and the best funeral
for Himself that money can buy.

849
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:17,246
Why, there must... there
must be $20,000 here!

850
00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,414
Oh, $25,000.

851
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,182
This is the first down payment.

852
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:23,686
You see, I get five percent
of the gross take of the mine

853
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,588
for the rest of me natural life.

854
00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:28,658
Oh, I tried hard to learn
business from you, Adam.

855
00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:30,493
I hope I done good.

856
00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,673
Five percent of the gross.

857
00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:34,642
Annie, you've done<i> real</i> good.

858
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,632
I done it for Swede.

859
00:45:36,668 --> 00:45:37,966
You<i> did</i> it.

860
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:39,335
That I did!

861
00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:40,969
But it's no more than fair...

862
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:43,673
It's what he should've
had in the first place.

863
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,441
Oh, Adam...

864
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:48,511
I was going to move
Himself on to the other claim.

865
00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:51,013
The Swede and me
was going to get married.

866
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:53,449
I was going to
build a fine mansion

867
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:56,084
and live like a real lady.

868
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,689
And now the Swede
has gone off and left me.

869
00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:02,035
Aw, don't you worry, Annie.

870
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:05,561
I'll take care of everything,
for old time's sake.

871
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,364
Do you really think
you could? Mm-hmm.

872
00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,999
Oh, you're a darling man!

873
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:12,201
Uh-uh.

874
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:22,411
<i>It took a bit of
doing, but we did it.</i>

875
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,947
<i>And it was quite a day.</i>

876
00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:27,216
<i>Kevin Himself
O'Toole had a funeral</i>

877
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:31,120
<i>the Comstock would remember
for a long time to come.</i>

878
00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:48,371
<i>And to make it stick
in everyone's mind,</i>

879
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:52,675
<i>it was the day Virginia
City got its first fire engine.</i>

880
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:55,444
<i>But what really made
it such a grand day</i>

881
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,279
<i>was the fact that</i>

882
00:46:57,314 --> 00:47:01,250
<i>Trap Door Gregory Spain
paid for every bit of it.</i>

883
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,356
Uh, would you turn him around

884
00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:10,125
so he can see the new saloon?

885
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:13,428
Then he'll know he's
not in a heathen land.

886
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,693
Bonanza!

887
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,697
Oh, no, not again!

888
00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:50,766
<i>Gregory Spain's
Lundberg number one</i>

889
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,535
<i>became a famous mine.</i>

890
00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:54,102
<i>But it wasn't one-tenth as rich</i>

891
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:56,204
<i>as the one on the
Swede's other claim,</i>

892
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,541
<i>which turned into one of
the most fabulous strikes</i>

893
00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:01,109
<i>of the whole Comstock lode.</i>

894
00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,545
<i>The Swede?</i>

895
00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:06,381
<i>No, he hadn't
gone to Africa at all.</i>

896
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,784
<i>It meant rousting every
saloon on the Barbary Coast,</i>

897
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:13,488
<i>but, uh, we finally found
him and even dried him out.</i>

898
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:17,292
<i>And after paying their respects</i>

899
00:48:17,327 --> 00:48:20,362
<i>to Himself and his
ever-loving monument,</i>

900
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:23,065
<i>The Lucky Stiff Mine,</i>

901
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,401
<i>Mr. and Mrs. Lundberg
embarked on a trip to Europe</i>

902
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:29,672
<i>to soak up culture and
achieve Annie's dream</i>

903
00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:32,641
<i>of really becoming a lady.</i>

904
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:35,911
<i>And when they came
back, Annie and the Swede</i>

905
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:38,047
<i>built themselves a great mansion</i>

906
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:41,784
<i>on the road between
Virginia City and Reno.</i>

907
00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:43,619
<i>And I wouldn't be surprised</i>

908
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,988
<i>if that mansion
would still be there</i>

909
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:47,456
<i>a hundred years from today.</i>

